You Can't Trust the Bear
Tue, 2015-10-13 21:21
News Staff
By Tom Haughey
There's an old story about an American hunter who cornered a bear next to a cliff. As he took aim, the bear raised his paws and declared: "Please don't shoot, Mr. Hunter. After all, all you want is a fur coat and all I'm after is a full stomach. Why don't we sit down and talk things over? I'm sure we can come to an accommodation."