If I were Trump

By Tom Haughey
 
Last night I woke up at 4:30 AM with the first presidential debate running through my head. Since I don't have a twitter account, I decided to put myself in Donald Trump's shoes and write this column as if I were him. "When Hillary attacked me for comments I allegedly made twenty years ago to Miss Marchado, I was frankly stunned.
 

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